Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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