I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
So. Much. Porn.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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