Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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