dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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