a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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