He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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