North Korea, Best Korea!
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
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