does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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