drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
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