I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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