it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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