she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I want to make a zoo with you.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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