he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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