Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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