I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
He did a backflip because drugs
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