Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Two words: blizzard sex
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
