road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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