But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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