garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
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