Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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