In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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