I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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