One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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