You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
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