She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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