when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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