If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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