he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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