We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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