If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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