went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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