if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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