Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
people are starting to question the shark bite story
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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