he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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