she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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