apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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