You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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