what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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