Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
We left an ass print on the piano.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
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