Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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