I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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