its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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