he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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