Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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