it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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