ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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