I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize
