He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize