he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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