Swine flu. Run for my life!
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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