Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
