is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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