was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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