My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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