Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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